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  Ralf  

Rafael ‘Ralf’ Rivera
Age: 25
Height: 6’1 standing straight. 6’0 normally
Body: He has an athletic thin build

Ralf is a guy. No really, that’s it. In this day and age where it’s cool to fall into the extremes- be it nerd or hipster, Ralf really flies down the middle as being literally an average guy. He plays video games, has a job, works out at the gym, and goes out every now and then just like any other human being.

While he has grown much more intelligent since his original appearance in Gamer Lamer, he really isn’t that much smarter that your average 115 IQ point human being. He does have two handy skills though. First he can negotiate like no other. The second is he seems to have a knack to succeed at whatever he does.

   
   

While being able to succeed is great, the only problem is that Ralf is generally a low expectation having person with few wants and desires. At least he will never be in that much trouble because if he puts his mind to something, it will be done.

As far as the ladies go… he is quite oblivious to their advances- and the dumb things he says to them. This is something that brings him great frustration but forgets about it as soon as he sees a new video game at the store.

Ralf has become somewhat more stable at his new home. At his old place with Andrew and Justin, he was quite sheltered and didn’t know too much about the outside world. As a result, every new experience Ralf takes in is observed with a childlike sense of wonder. Hanging out with Muph has definitely expanded his horizons (not necessarily for the better though).

   
     
 
   

Muph (We aren’t sure if that’s his real name, and he never offered a last name)
Age: 23-30 (Rough Estimation)
Height: 5’9
Body: He has the body of a man whose metabolism hasn't died.

Muph is a mystery. While a bit of an ass, he is a good natured person who doesn’t want to hurt anybody. If you were in trouble he would at the very least give you some advice.

Problem is that he has a twisted view on the world and is very opinionated causing his advice to be skewed. Muph has an answer and an opinion on everything because he knows a little to a lot on everything. In a lot of ways he seems to be savant on life in general, as he has seen much and apparently done even more. This has led him to meet many people of questionable noteriety.

   
   

Muph is a very chaotic character. While he may seem to be a chauvinist, he really isn’t. He just sees everybody as total equals: male or female and talks to them like they were any other human being regardless of gender. Some people, in his opinion, just can’t take a joke.

As of now Ralf just seems to accept Muph’s antics and lifestyle without really questioning it. The girls seem to know there is something up with the guy, but Ralf goes with the flow (maybe out of blissful ignorance). We are just left to wonder one thing: where Muph gets all the resources for the stuff that he seems to do without even batting an eyelash at the cost?

   
     
 
   

Cielo Rodriguez
Age: 24
Height: 5’8
Body: She dances and has a dancer’s build.

Cielo is a bit of an odd girl. She fills her own mold, but not in the kind of way a girl striving to be different would. She is just the product of her upbringing, unabashed and unafraid. Despite her unusual look, she blends into a crowd mainly because she doesn’t demand attention from people with her dress style; it just is who she is.

Cielo carries herself with a quiet confidence- while not a feminist she is a proud woman. She doesn’t necessarily think she is better then men (well most of them), she just thinks most men are dumb by experience (example: Ralf). She isn’t above using men’s attraction to her to gain an advantage when she has to, but would rather get there herself.

   
   

While she looks punkish and a bit odd, Cielo hides and incredibly attractive woman underneath her clothing and hair (which she is particularly proud of). She is not above dressing in stylish threads when necessary, though she would rather dress comfortably and for the occasion then strive to be attractive all the time.

Still Cielo is a victim to her own character flaws: being a former party girl makes her a little bit of an attention whore. As a result, she doesn’t quite know how to be responsible all the time much to Sunny’s ire. At the same time however, Cielo is the only person who is able to make Sunny look and act like a normal girl. Everything balances out between the two.

Her opinion on Ralf has changed over the months, despite he and his former roommates made living in her previous home hell; up until the guys were responsible for burning it down. She knows that Ralf wasn't the culprit though and has since moved on. Cielo has befriended Ralf, and cares about him and his well-being more so then Muph does it seems. She also finds his sense of wonder and imagination cute and frustrating at the same time.

   
     
 
   

Sunset ‘Sunny’ Boudreaux
Age: 24
Height: 5’10
Body: She has the build of an athletic model- the body men would kill others for.

Sunny is the daughter of a French liberal revolutionist and bead selling hippy woman. This fused into her a sense of rebellion and strength… which promptly made her revolt against her parents and listen to a lot of metal bands including Slayer.

As a result she became a bit of a motorcycle junkie, both foreign and domestic. She understands the balance between (wo)man and machine, and can be seen on her free time enjoying an oil change on one of her bikes. It’s a Zen thing. She knows that her motorcycles will never betray her as long as she keeps them in perfect working order.

   
   

Being a girl in what is normally seen as a man’s world has made her brash and untrusting of guys in general: making her eyeball men in a ‘what do they want from me’ attitude. Occasionally she gets a boyfriend, but she breaks it off because they are usually missing a back bone (or they turn into whiney pussies as she puts it). There is nothing worse than a man crying to her.

She dresses in clothing usually dictated for men, and rarely breaks that mold (doo-rag, Doc Martins, Jeans and a t-shirt). However the truth is she is quite feminine. When she breaks her mold and dresses up like the ‘ladies’ do, people see a truly uncanny beauty that demands the attention of everybody in her vicinity (she’s a 10 folks).

Sunny is blessed and flawed. While she is super-humanly beautiful, she hides her flowing hair in rubber band ties and body under baggy clothes. She has an extremely high IQ and debating skills, but she would rather shut people up with her fists. Lets not forget the anger issues either.

The only people she seems to deal with at her level with are Cielo and Muph. Cielo, because she balances her tomboy attitude out with her girlish charms, and Muph because he is as logically brutal as she is. As for her opinion on Ralf: she likes the kid mainly because he is harmless. She just wonders when he is going ask Cielo out.